No Home Training

I am growing weary of the tacky ass females I see parading themselves around town. I might not be that prudent, but these girls would make me look like Mother Theresa. I went out last night with my girl and came across a couple of these girls. Now I had on a sweater dress with leggings and boots. My homegirl had on jeans with a tank top and stilettos. Both of us had on coats. These girls walk in and good Lord! Me and my girl didn't have to say a word to know we were thinking the same thing. One girl had on booty shorts and a netted shirt with some knee high fishnet socks and heels too small for her feet. The other girl had on jeans and a sleeveless shirt with the back half out. Neither were wearing any kind of coat.

Now this is the middle of December in Portland, OR mind you. And on top of that, the forecast had been calling for a snow storm. So these heffas walk in half naked looking like they were just selling couchie on 82nd Ave. Of course all eyes on them. Then they start dancing and it was the nasty thing I've seen. Now I dance and I can get freaky, but they were doing a bit too much. Those are the type of girls that don't know the difference between sexy and skanky.

Needless to say men came up and danced with them. Had them up against the pole or picked them up and let the ladies....and I use that term loosely...straddle them as they gyrated mid air. I did see a few numbers exchanged, never saw anyone buy them a drink, didn't see many conversations going on either. The only things that came to mind was, yeah they'll get fucked, but that's about it.

And I really hope those of you reading this don't think this is written out of hate. I myself didn't have to buy a single drink all night and still managed to get drunk. I got some many numbers in my phone that I don't know who they belong to and I even had a guy try to get me to come over this morning cuz he cooked me breakfast...without having to have sex with him. I get my share of play no matter what I have on. I'm just saying that when females go somewhere looking like little whores, they can't expect much but to get laid. And To those females please don't be the example. I pray men don't use them as any sort of rule or standard because they fall far below the standard of womanhood.

But ti is those same girls that will fuck it up for all of us. Niggas look over at them practically humping on the dance floor and think they can snatch you up and bend you over. Sorry boo boo, not happening. And they see how men can just cop a feel on the skanky ones and think we're gonna just let their hands wander to our private places. It's maddening.

Anyway I'm just venting. It's annoying that these broads out here have no home training and carry themselves in such disgusting ways. Put some damn clothes on and stop auditioning for the Sugar Shack at the club.

Nightlife

Top 5 Ways to Kill a Club

1. Whack DJ. If the dancefloor is empty the majority of the night, no one is really going to want to be there next week. Make sure the DJ plays a variety of new music while tossing in some old classics here and there. Allow patrons to request music and actully play it for them. And please don't play only what's on the radio. I can sit in my car and listen to that. No sense in paying $10 to go in the club when I can just parking lot pimp.


2. Non-cohesive crowds. Know what crowd you want at your club and market to them. Don't say you want a sophisticated 25+ atmosphere and invite freshly legal young'uns to events. The young crowd will think the older crowd is lame for not doing the stanky leg all night and the older crowd will be annoyed with the fights that break out between the young cats. Specialize in a specific demographic and all will be well.


3. Terrible bartenders. Make sure the bartenders make good drinks. Not saying they have to be extremely strong, but I'd like a little alcohol in my juice if you don't mind. And please inform them that we don't want to wait all night for service.


4. Rude security. If your bouncers and doormen don't know how to respect the patrons, all is lost. Sometimes those in the security industry have control issues and like to feel the need to "boss up" every chance they get. Arrogant security and drunk people never mix.


5. Male:Female ratio. If I walk into a club and there are 5 girls for every 1 guy, I'm walking right back out. I know it's almost natural to market nightlife to ladies, but don't forget about the fellas. We want to see them there too.